9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 20, 2007
"I'm beginning to wonder if all my years on Earth have caused me to develop an allergy to the relative wealth of native miscreants, nogoodniks and whoresons. As a woman of science, can you suggest a means of empirical assessment?" "Thorax, may I present the trustees of the university." "My eyes are itchy."