9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 03, 2007
Transcript:
"Now that I'm teaching again, I'm restocking my wardrobe of secret, confidence-boosting, dangerous feral jungle beast underwear so I can emotionally eviscerate such trustees as cross my path...What do you think of this teddy?" "Gentlemen, you are a disgusting pod of antediluvian reprobates for whom satyriasis and the comb-over are intellectual achievements...and I, for one, thank you."