9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 11, 2006
"Why is this deity individual you refer to..." "Monty Almighty." "Yes, Monty...Why is Monty so set upon casting a mega-god?" "Well, with the profusion of mega-churches and mega-congregations listening to mega-public address systems and watching their homilies on mega-screens while their cars bake in mega-parking lots, it only seemed right they have a mega-god to measure up to the occasion." "Gloria in excelsis mega-deo...That's mega-Latin." "You're catching on, grasshopper."