9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 20, 2006
Transcript:
"This isn't an extra from 'The Sound of Music.' This is my old headmistress. She has saw teeth and devours broken glass by the moonlight." "Um...Hello, Sister." "Sweety, it's so lovely to see you again! I've missed you so much! You look breathtaking!" "I'll beat her back with a bed slat...You kick her in the kidneys."