9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 05, 2006
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DAMNATION "You don't intend me to believe you're meting out eternal torment from a roadside fruit stand?!" "In fact, I'm just the contractor." "I do the actual plunging of miscreants into hellfire...but it's Monty who makes up the list and checks it twice." "He sounds more like Santa Claus than the Almighty." "My client list is admittedly extensive, but I've never...um...excuse me, I have to make a short call..." "Kris?...Thorax...Look, a fine point just arose about what I've been doing with the naughty children. I want to make sure we're on the same page..."