9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 02, 2006
"The trouble with humanity, as a species, is that they all want to identify with their professions, while, in fact, they are all nothing but sweating, snorting powerhouses of embarrassing primordial urges. Have you ever given way to a primal urge?" "...Um...Once I beat my bishop at Monopoly and said, 'Yay!'" "Edward, I'm talking to a ticking time bomb."