9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 17, 2005

Transcript:

"After I said her playing was mediocre, I found myself spewing forth words like 'inferior' and 'wretched', followed by 'appalling'...Finally I told her she stinks." "And does she?" "No...but after all those years of suppressing my opinion just because a girl is pretty, I couldn't stop myself." "Have you ever lied to me about my playing?" "...Never." "Excellent."