9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 13, 2005
"I don't know how you could chuck away an entire career! And what for?! Did you even think what you're going to do now?!" "You're quite right, mother... I never even considered what I would do next." "Now you're coming to your senses." "Thorax, I'm in the market for your farm. What's your price?" "I'm sorry, Dr. Mrs. Burber, there aren't enough cuckoo clocks in the civilized world."