9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 11, 2004

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"I don't know what dating is for...every guy I go out with turns out to be a prestidigitator with a deep interest in hook closure..." "And the interpersonal skills of a heat-seeking bomb." "Trust me, one day you'll run into the right guy and knock his socks off." "Nice of you to say..." "...but the landscape isn't exactly crawling with right guys."