9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 13, 2004
July 12, 2004
July 14, 2004
Transcript:
"Do you think this dress is a mite short?" "Oh, honey, when I was your age I wore short dresses all the time. I loved them and they looked great." "And every second you stand there, holding that microscopic garment, I'm morphing into my mother...Get out of my sight! As God is my witness, run!" "You call that a dress? ...I've seen more casing on a sausage..." "Don't be antediluvian, Mother."
