9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 30, 2004

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"What's with you?" "I beg your pardon?" "I said, what's with you?" "Nothing's with me." "Well, something's with you." "I told you, nothing's with me. If anything's with anybody, it's with you." "I know when something's with somebody... And something's definitely with you!" "Name anything... Anything in the world, and whatever you think of, it isn't with me. But there's plenty of thingage with you." "Don?t talk to me about thingage! I know thingage when I see it!" "'Thingage' isn't a word." "What's with her?"