9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 29, 2004
"Quit making veiled hints about your dream last night. Just say what it was about." "Okay, I had the most incredible, sensual, wild, trembling, electric, thrilling, breathtaking, gaspingly, eye-popping, unfettered, heart-racing, flesh-tingling, passionately abandoned, rapturous..." "Okay, stop! I don't want to know." "Why did mother just slam her bedroom door?" "I swamped her adjective threshold."