9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 17, 1994
Transcript:
edda: Well...how's that new bathing suit fitting? Woman: oh, it's very comfortable. edda: you must feel incredibly sexy! I'd never have the nerve. woman: nerve? edda: when I saw you in that thing, I thought, "wow! mom's gonna meet the sand!" edda: what's it like to stroll the beach, pulsing with such sensuousness? edda: uh oh! there goes the warning horn! We'd better get to shore! edda: mom! come on!!! there may be a shark out there! woman: tough!