9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 21, 1994

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edda: Mom! amos just admitted he's in "like" with me! edda: he said he found me sexy....in a "marginal nascent" sort of way! woman: nascent? I am become a woman woman: i'm going to bury my head in the squash patch now...uproot me around you 35th birthday.