9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 17, 1993
Transcript:
gran: When your mother presses her ear to mine, she swears she hears judy garland doing "on the atchison, topeka and the santa fe." Gran: I don't know if I should take her seriously...all I can hear is nancy sinatra singing "boots". Edda: Wow! judy garland! nancy sinatra! who the heck are they?