Wide Open by Rich Powell

Wide Open

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  1. John Pike

    John Pike GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    You got to have heft to swat a skeeter with a seven pound skillet. Just sayin’.

  2. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 1 year ago

    You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd.

  3. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    you can lead a gift fly to ointment but never look in grannie’s mouth on an empty stomach

  4. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @edclectic

    but you can be happy…

  5. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 1 year ago

    @nazzofoggenmach

    You are so frikken weird…I love it!

  6. knittyditty

    knittyditty said, about 1 year ago

    I’ve actually heard the last one before and it makes sense.

  7. halvincobbes

    halvincobbes GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd

  8. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Had a grandma like that………..yesh what a wet blanket she was for a little kid. But she made the best banana bread ever.

  9. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Well – butter my biscuit!

  10. David B

    David B said, about 1 year ago

    “Never fry bacon in the nude.”

  11. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @David B

    Fry cook at a nudist colony?

  12. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, about 1 year ago

    You can’t have banana bread without some granny wisdom!

  13. LafInLarry

    LafInLarry GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Captain Spalding would wonder how the chicken got in his flipflops.

  14. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, about 1 year ago

    @rmacprivate

    Unless you can carry 10 donuts and two cups of coffee at the same time….fugettaboutit!!

  15. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @edclectic

    i’m here all week. anybody who can reference a roger miller-ism is okay with me! (hey you’re not so normal yourself. kudos!)

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