Wide Open by Rich Powell

Wide Open

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  1. John Pike

    John Pike GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    You got to have heft to swat a skeeter with a seven pound skillet. Just sayin’.

  2. edclectic

    edclectic said, 10 months ago

    You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd.

  3. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    you can lead a gift fly to ointment but never look in grannie’s mouth on an empty stomach

  4. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    @edclectic

    but you can be happy…

  5. edclectic

    edclectic said, 10 months ago

    @nazzofoggenmach

    You are so frikken weird…I love it!

  6. knittyditty

    knittyditty said, 10 months ago

    I’ve actually heard the last one before and it makes sense.

  7. halvincobbes

    halvincobbes GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd

  8. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Had a grandma like that………..yesh what a wet blanket she was for a little kid. But she made the best banana bread ever.

  9. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Well – butter my biscuit!

  10. David B

    David B said, 10 months ago

    “Never fry bacon in the nude.”

  11. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    @David B

    Fry cook at a nudist colony?

  12. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, 10 months ago

    You can’t have banana bread without some granny wisdom!

  13. LafInLarry

    LafInLarry GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Captain Spalding would wonder how the chicken got in his flipflops.

  14. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, 10 months ago

    @rmacprivate

    Unless you can carry 10 donuts and two cups of coffee at the same time….fugettaboutit!!

  15. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    @edclectic

    i’m here all week. anybody who can reference a roger miller-ism is okay with me! (hey you’re not so normal yourself. kudos!)

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