You got to have heft to swat a skeeter with a seven pound skillet. Just sayin’.
You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd.
you can lead a gift fly to ointment but never look in grannie’s mouth on an empty stomach
I’ve actually heard the last one before and it makes sense.
Had a grandma like that………..yesh what a wet blanket she was for a little kid. But she made the best banana bread ever.
Well – butter my biscuit!
“Never fry bacon in the nude.”
You can’t have banana bread without some granny wisdom!
Captain Spalding would wonder how the chicken got in his flipflops.
Wow! The lost verses from that skating tune by Roger Miller!
pawpawbear almost 11 years ago
You got to have heft to swat a skeeter with a seven pound skillet. Just sayin’.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
You can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd.
jack fairbanks almost 11 years ago
you can lead a gift fly to ointment but never look in grannie’s mouth on an empty stomach
knittyditty almost 11 years ago
I’ve actually heard the last one before and it makes sense.
rmacprivate almost 11 years ago
Had a grandma like that………..yesh what a wet blanket she was for a little kid. But she made the best banana bread ever.
Perkycat almost 11 years ago
Well – butter my biscuit!
DaveBNM almost 11 years ago
“Never fry bacon in the nude.”
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
You can’t have banana bread without some granny wisdom!
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Captain Spalding would wonder how the chicken got in his flipflops.
Yojji almost 11 years ago
Wow! The lost verses from that skating tune by Roger Miller!