Wide Open by Rich Powell

Wide Open

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Hit him with the diploma.

  2. George Tirebiter

    George Tirebiter said, about 1 year ago

    @margueritem

    Too light- he wouldn’t notice it. Hit him with the engine block out of a ’66 GMC truck.

  3. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 1 year ago

    This is our future…

  4. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, about 1 year ago

    5 seconds later, the texting stopped, but the mike was on and other people could hear a strong gurgling sound of some kind that lasted until the batteries worn out.

  5. Ryan (Say what now?!)

    Ryan (Say what now?!) GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Iv’e heard that some ‘kids’ are texting during job interviews.

  6. grahambhg

    grahambhg said, about 1 year ago

    cram the phone up his #$%&.

  7. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Having high school kids working for me, I’ve noticed that they are actually uncomfortable talking on the phone, and prefer to text.
    Some of them as a civic project wanted to put up signs around town saying Teens, Don’t Text and Drive. I explained to them that you have to actually spell out the consequences of their actions for the signs to have any impact. When asked what they should put on the signs, I suggested…… Teens, Don’t Text and Drive, YOU might SPILL your BEER!

  8. no1scouse

    no1scouse said, about 1 year ago

    Texting while driving is God’s way of removing defects from the gene pool.

  9. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    He minored in X-Box.

  10. Rich Powell

    Rich Powell GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Treat your graduate to a cookout this weekend! I am!! cookout

  11. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, about 1 year ago

    @Rich Powell

    You almost make it worth the drive over to try to crash your cookout party…

  12. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Rich Powell

    Nice grill.

  13. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @dillio9000

    Is Rich the graduate? This is Dixie Drive. Thought you had to have your GED, before the Marines would take you?

  14. George Tirebiter

    George Tirebiter said, about 1 year ago

    @olfart

    I mentioned it because that particular engine weighs in around 1000 pounds, and I know where I can get several cracked or otherwise ruined blocks.

  15. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @dillio9000

    I know, but it’s more fun to make stuff up. I believe he belonged to the elite Gomer Pyle Division. There motto was Semper Fe Fi Fo.
    Where is the big lug, anyway?

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