Wide Open by Rich Powell for May 17, 2013

Hit him with the diploma.

This is our future…

5 seconds later, the texting stopped, but the mike was on and other people could hear a strong gurgling sound of some kind that lasted until the batteries worn out.

Iv’e heard that some ‘kids’ are texting during job interviews.

Having high school kids working for me, I’ve noticed that they are actually uncomfortable talking on the phone, and prefer to text.Some of them as a civic project wanted to put up signs around town saying Teens, Don’t Text and Drive. I explained to them that you have to actually spell out the consequences of their actions for the signs to have any impact. When asked what they should put on the signs, I suggested…… Teens, Don’t Text and Drive, YOU might SPILL your BEER!

Texting while driving is God’s way of removing defects from the gene pool.

He minored in X-Box.

Is Rich the graduate? This is Dixie Drive. Thought you had to have your GED, before the Marines would take you?

I know, but it’s more fun to make stuff up. I believe he belonged to the elite Gomer Pyle Division. There motto was Semper Fe Fi Fo.Where is the big lug, anyway?