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   mrbribery said, 6 months ago

   do vegetarian vampires get blood from turnips?
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   Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

   @mrbribery

   You’d have ask Count Duckula about that. I seem to remember he drained the juice from a lot of carrots.
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   pcolli said, 6 months ago

   @Pacopuddy

   Ah, yes…Count Duckula. I wonder what became of Nanny.
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   pcolli said, 6 months ago

   Does broccoli HAVE an artichoke heart?
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   iangoodson said, 6 months ago

   @mrbribery

   Beetroot.
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   zoidknight said, 6 months ago

   @mrbribery

   No, that would be the IRS trying to get the democrats to pay their taxes.
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   drose57 said, 6 months ago

   Oh, that Van Helsing . . . He never had a heart.
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   pinkx said, 6 months ago

   actually a funny unstrange. how strange.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

   It makes sense in a weird sort of way.
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    Jim Kleinhans said, 6 months ago

    @zoidknight

    Democrats pay taxes. Republicans keep their money offshore to avoid paying taxes.
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    yoicks! said, 6 months ago

    What’s up with those bracelets? Vampires aren’t gender-confused.
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