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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
After his New York Times op-ed piece admonishing the U.S. for considering military intervention in Syria, Russian President Vladimir Putin takes on a new career...
VLADIMIR PUTIN: CRUSADING COLUMNIST for The New York Times
This week: "Cry Me A River In Crimea"
Editor: Putin! Your columns are STILL about the Sochi Olympics! No one CARES if that bear mascot is heterosexual!
Vladimir: Nyet? 
Editor: There's a WAR brewing in Ukraine! I want you to coer THAT! 
Vladimir: Right, chief! 
Vladimir: Hello, Ukraine 
Yes? 
You need Russia to protect your Russian peopls, right? 
Right. 
Vladimir: What a scoop! Russia is fully justified in its military action! 
Later - 
Editor: Putin, this column makes no sense! You supported international law when the West wanted to intervene in Syria, but ignore it now in Ukraine!
Vladimir: Uh-oh. I sense threat to Russian interests here. 
Editor: What do you...?
And so - 
Russian Necessity
Russian forces occupied the op-ed offices of the New York Times yesterday. In a movement that was necessitated by a stubborn editor who seems psychotic and is now suspected of embezzlement. 
Editor: Putin! What's this all about?!
Vladimir: Just a temporary measure until things are normalized.
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