Jul 4, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Rick Perry: Texas' Lonely Ranger
Rick: Hi-yo, Horse, my ownership of which is unregulated! 
Rick: My state of Texas is a fiercely independent land, and we don't take kindly to guv'mint regulations! 
Why, we don't even have a fire code!
Rick: Ah, another fertilizer plant explosion! The sweet music of the free market!
Rick: Hold on! What's this? An abortion clinic! Why, they have almost spotless safety records!
Rick: Well, we've got to protect Texas's little ladies! Comply with these new regulations, or I'm gonna shut yer abortion clinic down! 
Woman: ...and the regulation smokescreen to get 
only goal is to close
so expensive to 
most clinics will 
no clinics in Texas. 
Rick: Well, you ladies sure can talk a blue streak, but I'll protect y'all anyway! 
Next in The Lonely Ranger
Woman: AAAUGH! 
Rick: "The louder they scream, the more we know that we are getting something done." 
- Rick Perry
Jul 11, 2013
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