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Jun 13, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER
Man: Come on, kid. I know it's yer first day. I'll show ya the ropes. 
Man: Data mining is dirty, filthy work, but it puts bread on yer table. 
Man: The country don't know about the work we do, an' they don't wanna. 
Man #1: Chip away at these conversations between women about their grandchildren. 
Man #2: This whole vein is Google searches for porn. 
Man: And here are some texts about...
GOOD GOD! THE CANARY DIED!
Man: LEAK! Everybody OUT! 
TWEEEET!
Man: OUT! OUT! A leak to the PRESS can foul the data mines an' KILL yer career!
Man #1: It's gettin' more n' more dangerous down there!
Man #2: So...what do we do about that LEAK? 
Man #1: It'll blow over by the next shift. And then it'll be back to the ol' data mines! 
Man #2: ...to catch the whistelblowers! 
The End
Jun 20, 2013
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