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May 17, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
He'll go eighteenth century on your butt!
JUDGE SCALIA
This Week: "KIDS THESE DAYS"
Judge Scalia was enjoying his day off, observing the execution of a teenager, when -- 
Judge Scalia: I love that new booster seat for the chair...! 
Judge: JUDGE SCALIA! The court is considering the constitutionality of the execution of minors! 
In no time...
CRASH
Judge Scalia: What's this I hear about killing kids? 
Judge: Scalia! We think it's "cruel and unusual punishment"! 
Judge Scalia: But here are the founding fathers -- they WROTE those words!
Man: And we say a punk is a punk...in ANY millenium!
Judge #1: Come on, Scalia! You know that only YOU can see them! 
Judge #2: And many people today oppose the execution of minor! 
Judge Scalia: Only if you count pinkos, subversives and foreigners! If you only count REAL Americans, EVERYONE favors it! 
Judge Ginsburg: You're too late, Scalia! We have a majority! 
Judge Scalia: NOOOOOOOO! 
Next Week: 
Judge Scalia gets his revenge, in the Ten Commandments case!
Judge Scalia: I'll have "Thou Shalt Not Kill" engraved in every courthouse in the land!
May 24, 2013
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