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May 23, 2013
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
The Truth About The Nixonian Presidency of Obama
Obama: ...and please close the door on your way out. 
Aide: Yes, Mr. President. 
Obama: I thought he'd never leave. 
POOF
Nixon: Now we can get down to business. 
Nixon: So! You should personally order burglaries, buggings, and IRS audits of your enemies!
Obama: Hmm. Instead: if I discover that low-level IRS agents have been taking improper shortcuts in assessing the political purpose of charity groups, I'll fire the IRS chief. 
Nixon: Same thing! That's JUST as Nixonian! 
Nixon: Next, you should treasonously undermine a peace process! And order an illegal secret bombing campaign! 
Obama: Nah> How about if the state department changes the wording of a memo describing an attack on an embassy. 
Nixon: Same diff. 
Tomatoes, to-mah-toes. 
Nixon: Then, have your Justice Department illegally seize the telephone records of leak-reporting journalists. 
Obama: THAT I'll do! Except it's LEGAL now, and the opposition party has been criticizing me for not doing it ENOUGH! 
Nixon: LEGAL?! You disgust me! I'm going back to haunt Dick Cheney!
Obama: Wait! You'll love my drone program! 
Nixon: Nixon out! 
Obama: Damn, THAT'S legal, too!
May 30, 2013
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