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Oct 5, 2012
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Lucky Ducky
The Poor Little Duck Who's Rich In Luck 
in "ALL'S FAIR in CLASS & WAR!"
Hound: You POOR make me sick! You pay NO income taxes, yet you take, take, TAKE government services!
Lucky Ducky: Hey, bub, I can barely pay the payroll taxes and sales tax...
Hound: I'll SHOW you!
Hound: The government pays for your roads!
Lucky Ducky: I don't have a car. 
Hound: Its legal system enforces your contracts and protects your property!
Lucky Ducky: Don't got any! 
BANK
Hound: It maintains your financial system -- even guaranteeing your deposits! 
Lucky Ducky: Don't got any! 
Hound: It educates your children!
Lucky Ducky: Actually, the school in MY neighborhood doesn't. 
Hound: Its military awards you hugely lucrative postwar construction contracts!
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Lucky Ducky: Huh? 
Hound: So...you know that TAX CUT will accelerate an increase in the CHILD TAX CREDIT? 
Hound: We're revising it so that it doesn't apply to the POOR!! 
Duck: ahem. That's not fair. 
Hound: AUGH!! I'm HIT! It's CLASS WARFARE!
Lucky Ducky: Gotcha!
Oct 12, 2012
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