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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix
Edited by Ruben Bolling
Young Albert Einstein
Woman: Albert, why do you toil so on your theories? 
Woman: Is it to advance human understanding, or for the practical applications? 
Albert: Neither. It's to become famous enough to have my name on a line of chintzy classical music CDs for babies! 
Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909
Percival: I have come back in time to KILL HITLER'S ANCESTOR!
Percival: There!
BAM
200 million years later, Germany.
Percival: Perhaps I should have gone back farther...
Darthfield: Darthfield: My lasagna is gone!
Darthfield: Who ate my lasagna?!
Yodie: I know not who ate your lasagna! Yes, hmmm
Darthfield: Yodie, you're a moron. 
Particularly-Good-At-Archery-Man
Particularly-Good-At-Archery-Man: Hold, thief, or face the wrath of Particularly-Good-At-Archery-Man!
Particularly-Good-At-Archery-Man: Oh, no! It's the one enemy I can't defeat! 
Barely-Competent-With-A-Machine-Gun-Man: Yes, it's me, Barely-Competent-With-A-Machine-Gun-Man!
NEXT: "An Archer's Funeral"
Coleman's World
Wife: GET A JOB!!
YOU'RE A LAZY BUM!
Coleman: Actually, I suffer from depression and attention deficit disorder. 
Mother-In-Law Guffaws
ZOO
"The posterior of that primate reminds me of my mother-in-law."
Matriarch Merriment
"I'm glad I was captured -- my mother-in-law was coming for the weekend."
Spouse's Mom Sport-Making
DEAD SEA
"I would be happy if my mother-in-law were dead."
Wife's Female Parent Wit
"My mother-in-law is a loving person who has been kind to me and my family."
"Get him!" "Kill him!"
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