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Sep 21, 2012
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Charley the Australopithecine 
Possibly the only comic strip featuring a precursor species of homo sapiens from 3.5 million years ago
Man: Hey! 
Charley: Oh, excuse me. 
Man: You made me spill my drink on my shirt!
Charley: Sorry. 
Man: "Sorry" doesn't cut it!
SHOVE
Charley: OOF!
Charley: Aw, that DOES it, you hairless bulbhead! You want a piece'a THIS? 
YOU GOT IT!
Charley: YOU SEE THESE CHOPPERS?! They're not just for attracting the babes!
YOU MESS WITH THE AUSTRALOPITHECINE -- YOU GET THE CANINES!
Charley: I'm gonna looove THIS!
I'm gonna go all PLIOCENE on your butt! 
You're about to take a tour of Olduvai Gorge! 
Charley: I'm your WORST NIGHTMARE! I'm a PISSED, PRIMITIVE PROTO-HOMINID with LIMITED CRANIAL CAPACITY! 
And you're about to get a butt-whuppin'--Australopithecine-style!! 
Charley: What's it take to get someone to fall for a BLUFF in this epoch? 
Pedro's Bar
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