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Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
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Sep 6, 2012
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when the romney campaign based the republican convention theme on an intentional misunderstanding of an obama statement, it stumbled upon a brilliant strategy. romney could beat any opponent by taking his words, re-imagining them to mean something else of romney's choosing, and then campaigning against that new meaning!
we built it
the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
romney: president roosevelt says we should fear a syrup shelf. i think syrup is not a threat! it's simply delicious on pancakes!
we like syrup!
we like syrup!
ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.
romney: kennedy apparently thinks you should doo-doo on your country! ladies and gentlemen, i love america, and i will not defecate upon its fruited plains!
no doo-doo on u.s.a.!
no doo-doo on u.s.a.!
the buck stops here.
romney: so this truman fella said americans are a bunch of nose-picking spazzes who suck at madden nfl. well, the americans i know rarely pick their noses, and rock at madden nfl!
madden nfl
madden nfl
Sep 13, 2012
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