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Aug 30, 2012
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Great Moments In Lady-Parts Science
This week: Todd Akin's Startling Discovery
One evening, Missouri Congressman Todd Akin was puzzling over the difficulty of being politically opposed to abortion rights, even in the case of rape. 
Woman: Todd? 
Todd: Not now! I'm doing SCIENCE!
Suddenly, he realized his position would be more palatable if a rape victim COULD NOT BECOME PREGNANT! 
Todd: EUREKA!
SNAP
But as a lady-parts scientist, he knew he must subject his discovery to rigorous scrutiny. So he thought about it for a few minutes. 
Then: GOOD NEWS!
Todd: I'm convinced!
But first he had to make a peer-reviewed presentation to a panel of other lady-parts scientists, which he did at the club. 
Todd: ...so the lady's lady-system secretes a secretion and shuts itself down. 
Man #1: Secretion. That's a science word. 
Man #2: I'll buy it. 
We all owe a debt of gratitude to Todd Akin for his contribution to the field of lady-parts science. 
CENSORED
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Hoo-hah
Unmentionables
Person Waiting Area
The End
Next, in Great Moments In Lady-Parts Science
In 2010, Virginia lawmaker Bob Marshall discovers that an abortion dramatically increases a lady's risk of later having children with "handicaps." 
Bob: In scientific terms, I "extracted" that conclusion directly out of my "posterior."
Sep 6, 2012
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