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   icky mung-mung said, 10 months ago

   I love that this corporate spokesperson is so accessible. I look forward to years of thievery and shared talking points.
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   Randy_B said, 10 months ago

   How does a druggie burglar channel a high-paid multi-national CEO at his first court case and first interview?
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   masterskrain said, 10 months ago

   A single .38 between the eyes could have prevented this…
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   steverino said, 10 months ago

   @Randy_B

   To ask the question is to have the answer.
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   Linguist said, 10 months ago

   Tyner Co., a division of Bain Capital serving you in your neighborhood.
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   underwriter said, 10 months ago

   Panel 5 is my favorite. “NO, WE’RE NOT!”
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago

   @masterskrain

   So you are into police being executioners?
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago

   The thing is only multi-million dollar corps have that kind of power. Incorporating yourself doesn’t give that power to you.
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   Anarcissie said, 10 months ago

   Run him for president. He’s got what it takes.
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    aircraft-engineer said, 10 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    looked like he had a gun to me…
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    NebulousRikulau said, 10 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Are you suggesting that rich corporations…err… people are somehow better than poor people?
    
    That is a Horribly Classist remark. One might almost think that you’re… umm… Conserv…umm…Liber…uhh..
    Which side is complaining about Class Warfare again? I forgot.
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    fritzoid said, 10 months ago

    @NebulousRikulau

    Are you suggesting that not only are corporations people, they’re a social class?
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    Wabbit said, 10 months ago

    Is this how corporations get away with all their lies?
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    indieme said, 10 months ago

    Conservatives Inc.
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    Blackwolff9 said, 10 months ago

    Well,since the Supreme Court established that “corporations are people,too”, can’t the jerk still go to jail?
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