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Oct 21, 2011
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Lucky Ducky
The Poor Little Duck Who's Rich In Luck
in "This Means War!" 
HOUNDSVILLE BILLIONAIRE CLUB
Hound: Gentlemen, the lower classes have gotten too uppity! It's time to hit 'em and hit 'em HARD! 
The Enemy
Hound: This is nothing less than an all-out fight for all of Houndsville! 
BATTLE 
THE RICH
THE POOR
Hound: First: air strike! Lobbying from above -- pour money in, and buy every politician! 
Hound: Now, into the fray! C'mon, men! Lower the tax rates for the super-wealthy! 
Hound: Attack the regulatory regime -- WE make more money, and RISKS shift to EVERYONE ELSE!
Hound: Cut social services off from funding! Let them shrivel and die!
CHARGE!
Hound: Men, we're WINNING! Wealth inequality is approaching third-world levels!
Hound: Every social safety net is under assault and teetering on obliteration! 
Hound: EEP! 
OCCUPY HOUNDSVILLE
Man #1: Th-that's CLASS WARFARE!
Man #2: MAN DOWN!
Hound: My feelings are hurt! 
LUCKY DUCKY: GOTCHA!
MAN #3: Have you no shame? 
The End
Nov 4, 2011
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