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Oct 14, 2011
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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix
Edited by Ruben Bolling
Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909
2012
Percival: EGAD! Did I cause this? 
Percival: Perhaps when I stepped on a twig in the Paleozoic era...
Robot: No, it's when you killed all humans AND injected human DNA into flies, last year. 
Percival: Ah, yes. 
Darthfield
John: Okay, Darthfield! I'll make you some lasagna! 
ZWAP
Darthfield: I thought you could use a hand. 
Jarrett, The Cartoon Character Whose Title Is So Long, It Takes Up Most Of The Limited Space Of His Actual Comic Strip, Thus Leaving Room Only For Some Fraction Of His Head To Be Shown In Any Given Panel, A Situation Unnecessarily Exacerbated By His Strangely Large Hat And Nose
Jarrett: Hi, folks! My comic strip is getting a new title next week!
Jarrett: It's "Jarrett, The Cartoon Character Whose Title Was Formerly So Long... (cont'd)
Happy Hobo Times
Man: We hobos like to stay up all night spinnin' yarns! 
Man #2: That's because the first one who falls asleep gets raped. 
Barely Compliant Copyright Comix
Fred: Hey, I can't be here! I'm the property of Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc. 
Boy: Sorry, this fits under the satirical fair use exception! 
Fred: I'M NOT SATIRICAL! I'M TOTALLY SINCERE! 
Boy: Satire! 
A Public Service Message From Super-Fun-Pak Comix
Andy Anders
America's favorite teen-ager for over sixty years, and a comic strip character your parents and teachers think is "hip" and "with-it", says: 
DRUGS ARE UNCOOL!
You don't need drugs to...
- Be popular
- Enjoy music
- Feel great
- Have lots of fun
- Be cool
- Have more energy
- Be more creative
- Enlarge your emotional palette 
- Get incredible insights
- Laugh really hard
- See really freaky lights and colors
- Be hilarious
- Make you enjoy sex more
- Have even more fun
- Be just like your rock star heroes
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