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Sep 2, 2011
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Hi, I'm filmmaker George Lucas. When the United States government wanted to commemorate the 10 years since 9/11, they asked me to create the official film. Because who better to present a revised history to suit our current circumstances than the man who keeps hacking up the "Star Wars" movies every time a new type of disc comes out? 
COMING SOON ON Bluray Disc
GEORGE LUCAS' USA WARS
REVISIONIST EDITION
CGI animation re-sets the scene...and now SADDAM SHOOTS FIRST! 
Saddam: Take this! And I have nuclear weapons!
George W. Bush: Yes, I'll bet you have! 
An additional word of dialog is inserted so that the U.S. DIDN'T re-establish diplomatic relations with the villain Qaddafi! 
Condoleezza Rice: So we have a deal? Our oil companies can come to Libya? 
Qaddafi: NOOOOO!
Instead of a budget stalemate leading to a U.S. debt downgrade, I've now made it so the Republicans BLINK in early 2011! 
Obama: Your demands are insane, and will only hurt the economy! 
Man: ...Okay! We can't really threaten a default. You win. 
CGI-added workers change street scenes from depressed and barren to BUSTLING WITH COMMERCE! 
Obama: My aggressive 2010 stimulus program has succeeded, and Americans are back to work!
Sep 16, 2011
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