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   cnfree said, over 1 year ago

   The Millennium Eagle made the Iraqi Run in under 12 parsecs!
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   Randy said, over 1 year ago

   Hopefully, George Lucas has appointed a successor so that his films can still be hacked up after he leaves this mortal life. How would we go on if they went static like an ordinary movie does?
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   hepler1540 said, over 1 year ago

   Perhaps George Lucas will be like Obi-Wan Kenobi and he will be able to communicate with his successor after his death.
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   Twowheelrich said, over 1 year ago

   Frankly, I’m skeptical. I’m not sure that simply re-writing history is going to solve all our current problems in the good ol’ USofA.

   I think a much more effective solution is to finally get off our duffs and finish that time machine that mankind has dreamed about for so long. Think of the possibilities! A bribe here, an assassination there…the re-election of Jimmy Carter…
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   icky mung-mung said, over 1 year ago

   That’s Entertainment!
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   LHPuttgrass said, over 1 year ago

   I absolutely love this.
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   mercmarc said, over 1 year ago

   Parsecs are a measure of distance not time, Solo.
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   AHHH, BEER wuz good said, over 1 year ago

   @mercmarc

   No Duh !
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   Chikuku said, over 1 year ago

   Yeah, mermarc, you are right about the parsecs, and that’s one error George Lucas has not bothered to fix!
   The real reason Gaddaffyduck agreed to renew relations is that he had a crazy crush on Condi Rice!
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    annamargaret1866 said, over 1 year ago

    @Twowheelrich

    JFK not assassinated?
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    Strike Joe said, over 1 year ago

    The Millennium Falcon found a shortcut thru hyper-space, thus the ‘parsec’ reference is correct – and I wrote the fanfic to prove it, so there!
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    Radish said, over 1 year ago

    I could live in the movies all the time…
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    shytimes2 said, over 1 year ago

    The wonderful Wizard of Oz.
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    @Strike Joe

    I agree. Care to leave a URL to read that Fanfac?

    
    

    More talk about Lucas making audio changes to the BluRay Star Wars getting some people steamed on io9.

    
    

    Funny comic and as serious as “1984” and “The Handmaid’s Tale.”
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    JeepersCreepers said, over 1 year ago

    In the novelization, many people already aware of the problem, the “parsecs” line was changed to “twelve Standard Time Units”. Right, shytimes2?
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