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Feb 25, 2011
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
Hollywood Tales 
Charlie Sheen in "Rhymes With 'Winning'"
Charlie: What?! My hit sitcom "Two and A Half Men" has been discontinued?!
Charlie: What will I do with my talents now? 
CRASH
Woman: HELP!
Charlie: What's wrong? 
Woman: Charlie Sheen! My puppy was run over by a car! 
Charlie: I've got some extra time, so I'll heal it with, I don't know...my MIND?! Dog: WOOF!
Charlie: Winning! 
Woman: Thank you, Charlie Sheen! 
Charlie: Uh-oh! More trouble!
Man: HELP!
Criminal #1: Give us your money!
Criminal #2: Oh, no! It's Charlie Sheen! 
Charlie: That's right, trolls! Fire-breathing fists!!
Criminal: AUGHH!
Charlie: Hmm...maybe I can use my spare time helping out there!
UNREST IN LIBYA
Welcome to LIBYA
Charlie: Deploying ordnance to the ground!
Winning!
Charlie: Ah, Lenny Dykstra and my ninja army of assassin porn actresses. 
Lenny: We'll take it from here, Charlie! 
And, back in L.A....
Charlie: OH, NO! Ugly wives and ugly children! 
HOLLYWOOD
Charlie: Here, I'll turn your tin cans into GOLD so that you can buy a plasma TV and watch ME in "Major League"!
ZAP
RING
Voice: Charlie Sheen! We want you back at "Two and a Half Men"! 
Charlie: Finally! I can use my tiger-blood powers FULLY!
CBS
Charlie: "You are wimpier than a..."
LINE! 
Chaim: "Wet noodle!"
Charlie: Thanks, Chaim. Winning!
The End
Mar 11, 2011
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