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Tom the Dancing Bug

By Ruben Bolling
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Feb 4, 2011
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling
"The Education of Louis"
Girl: Louis? Um, I know I never really talked to you, but I heard about your parents...
Louis: Yeah. 
Girl: I'm so sorry. 
Girl: Did they catch the truck driver? 
Louis: Yup. Turns out he was drunk. 
Girl: How did you find out? 
Louis: Well, they went out to dinner, and when they were late coming back, I knew something was wrong. 
Louis: Did Ms. Hamster ask about my book report?
Girl: LOUIS! YOU obviously don't have to do any of that now! Not even the Ecology project!
Girl: So...what will you do now? 
Louis: I dunno. Live with my grandparents in Boston, I guess. 
Louis: But they may be too old...my uncle's family lives in Phoenix, but I don't want to go there. 
Louis: My cousins are babies, and when we visited once, the kids out there seemed really weird. 
Louis: I might sell the house. Use the money to run away...
Girl: OH, LOUIS! DON'T DO IT! DON'T GO AWAY! 
Father: Hi, Louis. We're home. 
Louis: Where were you? You're late!
Mother: Louis, take it easy. We said we'd be home around 9:00. It's 9:06!
Louis: Whatever.
Feb 18, 2011
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