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   MihirAsher said, 5 months ago

   Coal?! That means more money!

   If this is how Christmas retaliates, then bring it!

   Who knows, next it might be actual gold!
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   Kali39 said, 5 months ago

   CHARLIE BROWN: I got a rock.
3. 

   Newshound41 said, 5 months ago

   @Kali39

   That was Halloween.
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   Kali39 said, 5 months ago

   @Newshound41

   So who’s to say Charlie Brown didn’t get rocks in his stocking?
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   SherlockWatson said, 5 months ago

   On three, we all start singing “We Will Rock You”! Ready? One… two…
6. 

   NebulousRikulau said, 5 months ago

   Energy crisis averted!!
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 5 months ago

   Dammit!!
   I ordered Anthrocite!
8. 

   NoveltyTradingPost said, 5 months ago

   What kind of dump truck goes DISPENSE (?)
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   pcolli said, 5 months ago

   @NoveltyTradingPost

   A Royal one.
10. 

    Greyhame said, 5 months ago

    Stomp, stomp, clap
    Stomp, stomp, clap
11. 

    masterskrain said, 5 months ago

    Amazing!
    Pab ACTUALLY verbed “Dispense”!!!
    And it makes sense!!
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    wndrwrthg said, 5 months ago

    I wonder what the coking factor is?
13. 

    steverino said, 5 months ago

    That should be sixteen tons, no?
    .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI9KBLb_8ro
14. 

    Christopher Shea said, 5 months ago

    @MihirAsher

    At current prices that coal could be worth anywhere from $140 to $954. Santa probably gives out the cheap stuff, though — he has to buy in bulk.
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    Linguist said, 5 months ago

    Nothing like getting a ton of coke for Christmas !
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