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   Linguist said, 6 months ago

   They’ll be calling her Hot Lips !
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   SherlockWatson said, 6 months ago

   Have her watch any episode of “Two and a Half Men”; the taffy will break when she yawns.
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   vwdualnomand said, 6 months ago

   you got use a chemical to dissolve the taffy. maybe one of those british ales or japanese sake.
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   dukedoug said, 6 months ago

   @vwdualnomand

   Alcohol ? … the stronger, the better.
   Maybe it won’t melt the taffy … but who cares ?
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   pcolli said, 6 months ago

   Have a nice mug of hot chocolate, that’ll melt it.
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   emjaycee said, 6 months ago

   @vwdualnomand

   OKay, I read ‘japanese sake’ as ‘jalapeño sake’. Either way, it could work.
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 6 months ago

   One night with Mr. Brown would loosen her lips easily.
   ;-)
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   prrdh said, 6 months ago

   Or Mr. Brown could bring her one of his special nightcaps…half claret and half scotch.

   This is really carrying the idea of a stiff upper lip too far.
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   Linguist said, 6 months ago

   @prrdh

   Or Mr. Brown could bring her one of his special nightcaps…half claret and half scotch.
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
   That was seriously nicknamed " The Wam’s Dram ". I leave you to interpret !
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    prrdh said, 6 months ago

    @Linguist

    Actually, I think tjat was a blend of cheap Scotch and cheap sherry, called that because its producer was McilWham. During the ‘70s it was apparently the British equivalent of Mad Dog 20/20 in the U.S.. Her Maj’s tastes were more refined: a fine claret laced with Royal Lochnagar.
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