New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis

New Adventures of Queen Victoria

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, 7 months ago

    Barfly, know your audience.

  2. SUSAN NEWMAN

    SUSAN NEWMAN said, 7 months ago

    Long distance sex.
    Sounds typical today.

  3. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, 7 months ago

    new meaning to the phrase cat in heat.

  4. Kip W

    Kip W said, 7 months ago

    These young kids today with their wacky fashions and their wirelesses and autogiros with the hippin’ and the hoppin’ and the Charlestons.

  5. samhuff

    samhuff said, 7 months ago

    Which is the reason female cats will not put out for every Tom Dick ’n Harry.

  6. massha

    massha said, 7 months ago

    @samhuff – I doubt that. Have you ever seen a cat in heat acting out around male cats?

  7. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 7 months ago

    “My wife thinks I’m being unfaithful because none of our kids look like me.” (Benny Hill)

  8. Ms. Ima

    Ms. Ima said, 7 months ago

    Hello mother of six.
    Hello father of one.
    (Benny Hill)

  9. jimboklein

    jimboklein said, 7 months ago

    @Ms. Ima

    I thought the Benny Hill gag was “Goodnight mother of six..”.etc, not Hello:

  10. K M

    K M said, 7 months ago

    @jimboklein

    Correct. On top of that, I’m reminded of an old Carson clip. The incident itself apparently has not survived; but the follow-up of Jane Fonda pointing out the incident to Johnny used to get played yearly and is now part of the Carson collections you can buy on DVD (I think I still have the original VHS version). In the clip, Fonda tells Carson that her son (who I take it was really too young to be staying up to watch Carson at the time) saw Zsa Zsa Gabor on the show the night before. She walked out on stage carrying a cat. As she sat down, Fonda said, Gabor supposedly asked Carson, “Would you like to pet my pussy?” Carson, Fonda said, replied, “Sure, if you’d just move that damn cat.” Carson never really owned up to the exchange — but he sure looked like he’d been caught by his teacher and sent to the principal’s office.

  11. Whitecamry

    Whitecamry said, 7 months ago

    Would a 2 Live Crew reference be appropriate at this point?

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