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Apr 6, 2014
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Prospective members of the jury- the prosecution and defense well now ask you some questions. Some of you will be dismissed, as we seat only twelve of you as jurors. Everyone else will return to the jury pool... For cake and ice cream. I am lying about the cake and ice cream. I'd just get so sick of everyone looking like deer in the headlights all the time.
Apr 8, 2014
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    Agent54  about 4 years ago

    And this is where the lying begins.

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    gregcartoon GC Insider about 4 years ago

    It’s also where the looking-like-deer-in-the-headlights begins.

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    dzw3030  about 4 years ago

    I’ve served on three juries & this is not what I experienced. Once we got “caught” everyone buckled down and did the job.

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    Allan CB GC Insider about 4 years ago

    haha funny.

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    Zanere  about 4 years ago

    I think they should take the first 12 ppl that walk thru the door

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    OldestandWisest  about 4 years ago

    No alternates?

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    fleebell  about 4 years ago

    @david_42I totally agree. Apply logic or common sense to anything they ask and it just ruins their whole day. Over the last 30 years I have been summoned for court duty about every other year and never been actually been picked for a jury yet.

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    fleebell  about 4 years ago

    @treesareus No I wouldn’t want you on a jury. In the last 55 years I’ve only met two out of hundreds that I considered even vaguely honest. I was a gunsmith for many years and heard many stories right from cops themselves how they screwed people over on purpose with planting stolen guns and drugs in peoples cars when pretending to search them. Many have even showed me their little stolen guns and drug packages they keep just for that purpose. I wouldn’t trust a modern cop as far as I could throw one and since I’m disabled that would be about 6 inches at most!

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    stlmaddog5  about 4 years ago

    To answer a question from 2 days ago, yes, I actually have been arrested in several different states. Although charges were dropped or reduced to a misdemeanor.

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    Comic Minister  about 4 years ago

    I see now!

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    Number Three (Free Afficionado)  about 4 years ago

    Excellent strip!

    xxx

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    Llywus  about 4 years ago

    The last jury pool I was in had a judge with an attitude a bit like this. She even made a joke about cookies and cake for the lucky chosen.I served on one trial and I liked the way she ran the courtroom.

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    Hunter7  about 4 years ago

    we were promised burger and fries. … and allowed to leave for lunch… with the threat of the sheriff coming to get us if we didn’t return..we don’t get questions during selection process – but do have the opportunity to voice a question or statement to the judge prior to the lawyers going yea or nay.

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    Agent54  about 4 years ago

    @David_42Guess it depends where you live, I have been in IT over 35 years , have a higher level government clearance and work nights, yet I have had 3 local jurys and 1 federal. Worked 4 cases in local and sat around for the federal, but was not called into selection.

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    gregcartoon GC Insider about 4 years ago

    It really is VERY area-dependent. I have no room to complain around here. I’ve been called up for jury duty more often than most people I know, but Memphis has a pretty streamlined and fair system for jury duty- better than my hometown only 80 miles away, and most other towns people tell me about.

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    rgcviper  about 4 years ago

    At least he knows his audience.

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    Taracinablue  about 4 years ago

    The cake is a lie.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  about 4 years ago

    They gave us coffee and cookies.

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