The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

The Argyle Sweater

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  1. Al S.

    Al S. said, 5 months ago

    “Soap… It’s self-cleaning!”
                            — Chandler Bing

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    I didn’t find that crack amusing.
    Butt… I’ll have to turn the other cheek.

  3. riotta rigotta

    riotta rigotta said, 5 months ago

    What’d the audience expect…it’s bathroom humor.

  4. bigger Nate

    bigger Nate said, 5 months ago

    I wonder what his mother washes his mouth out with for those dirty jokes?

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    Well… he’s the sort of soap you find in bars.

    It’s not that his material is dirty … he cleans it up for this kind of crowd….

    But he’s still a bar comedian….
    I’ve seen him near a towel bar, too ….
    and after some suds, he thinks he can slip in a few unexpected cracks.

  6. gopher gofer

    gopher gofer said, 5 months ago


    that cracks me up! a belated happy b-day

  7. jreckard

    jreckard said, 5 months ago

    Hey, look, it’s a soap on a rope!
    That’s a mike. He’s a comedian.
    Oh. Well how can a soap do stand-up?
    He’s wearing slippers.
    Green fuzzy slippers?
    He can’t see too well. He’s got soap in his eye.

  8. pcolli

    pcolli said, 5 months ago

    Reminds me of the joke about the nuns in the bath.

  9. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 5 months ago

    Good morning, Dove.

  10. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    Thanks gopher!

    Where ya been jreckard?

    And mornin’ Dog…
    even if you didn’t mean me….

    Hey… I was thinking that guy looked familiar….
    I think he’s had a close shave or two with “Legs” O’Carrol.

  11. joe piglet

    joe piglet GoComics PRO Member said, 5 months ago

    Lost his rope at an early age.

  12. Toonerific

    Toonerific said, 5 months ago

    His act became sticky ever since he discovered he was more lotion than soap.

  13. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 5 months ago

    He’s wondering if this joke gonna float.

  14. Felix The Cat

    Felix The Cat said, 5 months ago

    0.56% impure - must be Ivory disguised as Dove

  15. Number Six

    Number Six said, 5 months ago

    He should make a clean get away.

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