The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

The Argyle Sweater

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Snerk!

  2. bluskies

    bluskies said, about 1 year ago

    That’s a load of cra*. If it was true, they’d bronze it and sell it for souvenirs.

  3. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, about 1 year ago

    He should have gone before he left the building.

  4. jreckard

    jreckard said, about 1 year ago

    Monthly lunar landings.

  5. Number Six

    Number Six said, about 1 year ago

    A BBC radio broadcaster named Wallace Greenslade went the same way.

    It nearly happened to me when I answered the call of nature after giving blood. Foolishly I was drinking alcohol but I eventually made it back into the bar and someone bought me a chocolate bar. Being diabetic, he recognised my dilemma.

    I was determined not to go out like Elvis & Wallace!

  6. Jarett

    Jarett GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    If you look close you’ll see the Loo Swayed Poos.

    On that fateful day he sure had the Steamer Blues.

  7. Jarett

    Jarett GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    To the tune of Suspicious Minds:
    ♪♫♪♫
    Squat taking a crap
    I can’t walk out
    Because I have to poo much baby
    Pee can’t go in together
    Thus flushes behind ♪♫♪♫

  8. tuna1

    tuna1 said, about 1 year ago

    Well according to popular belief the King did die on the throne..

  9. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Read Mary Roach’s book, Gulp, and you’ll find out he had serious colon troubles, and his was supersized because he couldn’t get it to leave the building.

  10. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    as the 24k toilet goes white with fright

  11. wbbh

    wbbh GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Ghosts in the crappatorium.

  12. bbadenov

    bbadenov said, about 1 year ago

    One butt cheek turns to the other and says: I’m glad we can still be friends after all the crap that’s come between us!

  13. bbadenov

    bbadenov said, about 1 year ago

    @Jarett

    A poem from a bath house poet:
    Here I sit in silent glee
    Listening to my trickling pee
    Now and then a fart is heard
    Followed by a tumbling turd.

  14. rnmontgomery

    rnmontgomery said, about 1 year ago

    @bbadenov

    I saw this on a john in a mountain town of Colorado – mind you, Coloradoan’s don’t have a deep love for folks from large states south of us.
    “Here I sit,
    Cheeks a’flexin
    Giving birth
    To another Texan

  15. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Shouldn’t that be “Blue Moon”?!? . . . ☻

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