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   margueritem said, 2 months ago

   Haggis House? No wonder things are slow.
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   The J.A.M. said, 2 months ago

   Buster’s job before he joined Mythbusters :D
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   Radish said, 2 months ago

   This is an accident waiting to happen.
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   simpsonfan2 said, 2 months ago

   Is business slow because of him, or the place?
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   RachelC22 said, 2 months ago

   @simpsonfan2

   Both!
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 2 months ago

   Maybe he should round up other crash test dummies and form a rock band…
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   pcolli said, 2 months ago

   The haggis has the same ingredients as a hot dog sausage but more identifiable. It’s covered in more of the same.
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   Peam said, 2 months ago

   @pcolli

   Lead me to that whiskey flavored hot-dog!
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   pcolli said, 2 months ago

   @Peam

   You’d be better off with ordinary sausages and whatever vegetables you like, served with a whisky, mustard sauce. I’m sure you could find a recipe for the sauce somewhere.
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    emptc12 said, 2 months ago

    Do the Scots have a song about haggis similar to the polka, “Who Stole My Kishka,” but with bagpipes?
11. 

    Notsoastute said, 2 months ago

    @emptc12

    ♫♪
    Roll out the haggis,
    We’ll have a gut load of fun!!!!
    ♪♫
12. 

    J. Short said, 2 months ago

    Customer: Hey buddy, where did you park my car?
    Valet: Over there against the brick wall.
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    finale said, 2 months ago

    But the business model looked OK on paper.
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    rmacprivate said, 2 months ago

    Are they serving free range haggis?
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    dheine1971 said, 2 months ago

    Vince but without Larry from the late 1980’s and 1990’s “You Can Learn a Lot From a Dummy: Buckle Your Safety Belt” PSA’s.
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