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   margueritem said, 4 months ago

   Absolutely*no* running with scissors!
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   Linux0s said, 4 months ago

   @margueritem

   A cutting edge rule.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

   Edward Scissor hands can never run.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   Using the washroom(for whatever reason) must be very painful.
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   Alexikakos said, 4 months ago

   I think the kids in the background are drawn as “running around in circles.”
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   PICTO said, 4 months ago

   I’ll bet he’s good at cutting classes.
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   JohnnyDiego said, 4 months ago

   Gotta had it to you, Scott. That’s shear genius.
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   jreckard said, 4 months ago

   It’s because he’s already run … a temperature.
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   Julian said, 4 months ago

   How does he hold the paper? He would just cut it up.
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    AHHH, BEER wuz good said, 4 months ago

    @Julian

    How does he hold the paper ? 52

    
    Very,very carefully ! !
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    Notsoastute said, 4 months ago

    @AHHH, BEER wuz good

    And his potty breaks…..Very,Very,Very,Very carefully!
12. 

    finale said, 4 months ago

    Weird Al Yankovic
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    WifesWrath said, 4 months ago

    Lil’ Eddie Safety Scissorhands.
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    Andy White said, 4 months ago

    No running? So much for cutting to the chase.
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    Dry said, 4 months ago

    Hilarious!
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