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   margueritem said, 5 months ago

   Get yer punctuation correct, will ya?
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   interceptor said, 5 months ago

   He’s not lovin’ it.
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   mjm313 said, 5 months ago

   His lack of consciousness is not surprising… he consumed a meatless meal and now he is in a vegetative state. Prospects for his recovery aren’t good: the vital sign is flat-lined.
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   Radish said, 5 months ago

   He’s just going thru a bad patch of punctuated equilibrium.
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   Dogsniff said, 5 months ago

   Mom’s thinking the kid just struck gold.
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   afficionado said, 5 months ago

   That cop is a grammar nazi
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   Linux0s said, 5 months ago

   Stan doesn’t know his O from a hole in the ground.
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   Rodney said, 5 months ago

   I always said fast food will kill you…
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   SusanSunshine said, 5 months ago

   I hope their medical insurance includes apostrophic coverage..
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    SusanSunshine said, 5 months ago

    He may be in for a long period of recovery….
    you never know right away about parenthetical damage.

    
    Then again, if he’s lucky, he may walk away without a mark on him!
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    pcolli said, 5 months ago

    At least his colon is ok.
12. 

    cdward said, 5 months ago

    Brace yourself, ma’am, he’s in a product placement.
13. 

    vlechtja said, 5 months ago

    More like Atrophy
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    JohnnyDiego said, 5 months ago

    He deserved a break today…

    And he got it.
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    ronald rini said, 5 months ago

    not sure if the one lady got a few million for coffee this kid should be rich “period” .
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