The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

The Argyle Sweater

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    Maybe a low dairy diet would… ahh…

  2. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, over 1 year ago

    And light thickened cream? What the hell is that about?

  3. PoorPig

    PoorPig said, over 1 year ago

    Hostess is about to strike out. No more Twinkies.

  4. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, over 1 year ago

    Hey!
    Can she help it if she’s big-boned with a slow metabolism and a carbohydrate addiction?

  5. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 1 year ago

    Sumo these cows are utterly incredible.

  6. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, over 1 year ago

    Never mind what it says, step on it.

  7. M2MM

    M2MM said, over 1 year ago

    My sister goes through scales about as fast… LOL (Yeah, I’m mean)

  8. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 1 year ago

    “Get off” ?? That scale is having a cow.

  9. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 1 year ago

    @jreckard

    Ha! Perfect! (The sequel :)

  10. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 1 year ago

    A cow with 5 teats? This is one for the record books!

  11. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    She’s gonna need a mirror to read those numbers. The scale says, come back when you’re alone.

  12. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Instead of a brand, the cow had a zip code. Can I get a rim shot?

  13. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @PoorPig

    Doesn’t bother me a bit. They can shut down permanently for all I care.

  14. Garth Mailman

    Garth Mailman GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Actually good milkers don’t put weight on their bodies, they’re rather bony!

  15. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, over 1 year ago

    …when I step up on my scales it’ll say….“one at a time, please”.

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