The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

The Argyle Sweater

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 4 years ago

    Maybe a low dairy diet would… ahh…

  2. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, about 4 years ago

    And light thickened cream? What the hell is that about?

  3. PoorPig

    PoorPig said, about 4 years ago

    Hostess is about to strike out. No more Twinkies.

  4. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, about 4 years ago

    Hey!
    Can she help it if she’s big-boned with a slow metabolism and a carbohydrate addiction?

  5. Arianne

    Arianne said, about 4 years ago

    Sumo these cows are utterly incredible.

  6. jreckard

    jreckard said, about 4 years ago

    “Get off” ?? That scale is having a cow.

  7. Arianne

    Arianne said, about 4 years ago

    @jreckard

    Ha! Perfect! (The sequel :)

  8. PICTO

    PICTO said, about 4 years ago

    A cow with 5 teats? This is one for the record books!

  9. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    She’s gonna need a mirror to read those numbers. The scale says, come back when you’re alone.

  10. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    Instead of a brand, the cow had a zip code. Can I get a rim shot?

  11. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    @PoorPig

    Doesn’t bother me a bit. They can shut down permanently for all I care.

  12. Garth Mailman

    Garth Mailman GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 years ago

    Actually good milkers don’t put weight on their bodies, they’re rather bony!

  13. finale

    finale said, about 4 years ago

    @PoorPig

    Now is the time to invest in “twinkie futures”……they are the perfect investment…they will appreciate in price and they will never spoil or rot!
    .
    I’ll take 5% of your profits; thank you.

  14. Rasslebear

    Rasslebear said, about 4 years ago

    5 teats and the udders are way too far in front. he must have taken anatomy from the same person who taught Scott Adams….

  15. prrdh

    prrdh said, about 4 years ago

    So where does “fat-free” cream (?!) come from? Anorexic cows?

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