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   Linux0s said, 6 months ago

   Maybe a low dairy diet would… ahh…
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   Superfrog said, 6 months ago

   And light thickened cream? What the hell is that about?
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   PoorPig said, 6 months ago

   Hostess is about to strike out. No more Twinkies.
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   Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

   Hey!
   Can she help it if she’s big-boned with a slow metabolism and a carbohydrate addiction?
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   Arianne said, 6 months ago

   Sumo these cows are utterly incredible.
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   Dogsniff said, 6 months ago

   Never mind what it says, step on it.
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   M2MM said, 6 months ago

   My sister goes through scales about as fast… LOL (Yeah, I’m mean)
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   jreckard said, 6 months ago

   “Get off” ?? That scale is having a cow.
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   Arianne said, 6 months ago

   @jreckard

   Ha! Perfect! (The sequel :)
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    PICTO said, 6 months ago

    A cow with 5 teats? This is one for the record books!
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    J. Short said, 6 months ago

    She’s gonna need a mirror to read those numbers. The scale says, come back when you’re alone.
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    J. Short said, 6 months ago

    Instead of a brand, the cow had a zip code. Can I get a rim shot?
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    Citizen GROG! said, 6 months ago

    @PoorPig

    Doesn’t bother me a bit. They can shut down permanently for all I care.
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    Garth Mailman said, 6 months ago

    Actually good milkers don’t put weight on their bodies, they’re rather bony!
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    capndunzzl said, 6 months ago

    …when I step up on my scales it’ll say….“one at a time, please”.
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