The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

The Argyle Sweater

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 8 months ago

    The epitome of having a screw loose.

  2. bluskies

    bluskies said, 8 months ago

    Sneezy- cheesy! He can slurp all night and never gain an ounce!

  3. beviek

    beviek said, 8 months ago

    That’s hilarious!! Most Frankenstein Monster jokes are stale, but this is unique!

  4. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 8 months ago

    Let that be a lesson kids, Frankenstein didn’t quit when he was a head.

  5. jreckard

    jreckard said, 8 months ago

    Try as he might, Frankenstein’s monster is not a man, by Kipling’s definition … “If you can keep your head when all about you …”
    (and I’m glad the monster didn’t lose his shirt)

  6. cdward

    cdward said, 8 months ago

    My wife says she sneezes her head off, but it never quite looks like this.

  7. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton said, 8 months ago

    ol’ zipperneck.

  8. Number Six

    Number Six said, 8 months ago

    Frankenstein must be the ‘head’ waiter.

  9. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 8 months ago

    @Dogsniff

    There you go again.

  10. J. Short

    J. Short said, 8 months ago

    Get straight
    Go forward
    Move ahead
    Try to detect it
    It’s not too late
    To whip it
    Whip it good

  11. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 8 months ago

    Is this covered by the warranty?

  12. FrankenAaronStein

    FrankenAaronStein said, 8 months ago

    Sure beats a fly (doing the backstroke) in my soup.

  13. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 8 months ago

    Sigh! Something totally inapproppriate comes to mind.

  14. caller49

    caller49 said, 8 months ago

    I’ve heard of hats off at the table but never heads off.

  15. Lady and theTramp

    Lady and theTramp said, 8 months ago

    Heads will roll for this…

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