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   margueritem said, 10 months ago

   Semi being the operative word here…
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   Dogsniff said, 10 months ago

   I propose a toast: “To Humpty!”
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   simpsonfan2 said, 10 months ago

   He should have become a hardboiled detective.
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   bluskies said, 10 months ago

   At his performance review, he was left with egg on his face.
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   Linux0s said, 10 months ago

   At least he broke his fall.
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   Radish said, 10 months ago

   The Olympic judges gave him a 4.3 for the fall.
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   pcolli said, 10 months ago

   There must have been SOME fowl play involved.
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   oceola said, 10 months ago

   McCullough was always quick with a yolk.
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   capndunzzl said, 10 months ago

   …there’s more money in becoming a short order cook.
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    Richard S. Russell said, 10 months ago

    Shades of Jasper Fforde.
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    pcolli said, 10 months ago

    @Richard S. Russell

    Jasper Fforde’s done some great stuff.
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    russell5419 said, 10 months ago

    Look’s sunny side up to me.
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    boff0 said, 10 months ago

    You have to break some eggs to make an omelet!!!
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    Arch Stanton said, 10 months ago

    He just got laid the night before.
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    GoodQuestion said, 10 months ago

    Great Scott!! You really crack me up!! . . . ☻
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