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   margueritem said, 10 months ago

   Mike will do in a pinch.
2. 

   Linux0s said, 10 months ago

   “Oh wait, we’re out of Mike. Say… what’s your name?”
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   Dogsniff said, 10 months ago

   “It’s not like baseball son. In this situation you only get to score once.”
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   Number Six said, 10 months ago

   He’d say grace but she isn’t there anymore either.
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   naturally_easy said, 10 months ago

   The waiter would be more efficient if he had all his legs. That has to be the poorest drawing of a Praying Mantis that I’ve ever seen.
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   SusanSunshine said, 10 months ago

   I’m thinking it’s a restaurant for female mantises….
   and there’s significance in the letter placement..

   
   MEN -
    U

   
   As in “Men U eat?”
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   jreckard said, 10 months ago

   Since when are mantises (mantes) are vegetarian? How about verb riposted homonyms?
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   Arch Stanton said, 10 months ago

   I feel sorry for the guy mantis. Its such a simple, easy request, yet the female mantis gets it wrong every time.
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   J. Short said, 10 months ago

   Prey tell?
10. 

    Notsoastute said, 10 months ago

    The female mantis takes things too literally.
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    Citizen GROG! said, 10 months ago

    I guess Rosemary hasn’t got the thyme.
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    finale said, 10 months ago

    @naturally_easy

    Appetizers?
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    LafInLarry said, 10 months ago

    @SusanSunshine

    And the phrase “grab a bite to eat” works there too.
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    ldmff said, 10 months ago

    Parsley, Sage and Rosemary have passed the test of Thyme. No substitutes!
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago

    The technically the she mantis eats the male’s head to aid in reproduction. It isn’t a common menu item for them.
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