The Born Loser by Chip Sansom

The Born Loser

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 5 months ago

    Epic fail.

  2. Jenna Rose

    Jenna Rose said, 5 months ago

    I think Brutus is a dusty old nut. LOL

  3. prasrinivara

    prasrinivara said, 5 months ago

    @pouncingtiger

    The DUST alone should have been a clue for Brutus (that it wasn’t shows the contents of his head).

  4. flagfly

    flagfly said, 5 months ago

    How does this man keep his job?

  5. Tigger

    Tigger said, 5 months ago

    July 1977 is the expiration date

  6. no1scouse

    no1scouse said, 5 months ago

    Nuts don’t expire, they’re always crazy.

  7. whmIII

    whmIII said, 5 months ago

    Well, Brutus has lasted longer than his old nuts…

  8. angelfiredragon

    angelfiredragon said, 5 months ago

    Probably won’t hurt him but they’d be totally disgusting.

  9. PipeTobacco

    PipeTobacco said, 5 months ago

    They probably would be edible, but the thought of eating any food that is 35 years old seems revolting. But then, think about aged scotch or wine…. if you think about it too much, that too seems a bit disconcerting, or aged beef. Ugh.

  10. catman5169

    catman5169 said, 5 months ago

    Eat ’em and you might expire!!

  11. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, 5 months ago

    If he tastes just one of them he’ll get his answer.

  12. Bobzilla

    Bobzilla said, 5 months ago

    They’re probably ossified by now.

  13. natureboyfig4

    natureboyfig4 said, 5 months ago

    Dang. I could only have eaten those until I was 12 days old!

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